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7 days without Jesus makes one weak
7 days without Jesus makes one weak
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A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase
A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase
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God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
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A family altar can alter a family
A family altar can alter a family
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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
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Beam me up Jesus!
Beam me up Jesus!
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The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
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After the rapture...can I have your car?
After the rapture...can I have your car?
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After the Rapture, give this car to my Mother-In-Law.
After the Rapture, give this car to my Mother-In-Law.
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Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams
Forbidden fruits create many jams
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God created Adam...saw the mistakes...so He created Eve.
God created Adam...saw the mistakes...so He created Eve.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve
God grades on the cross, not the curve
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Go to church. Don't wait for six strong men to carry you in.
Go to church. Don't wait for six strong men to carry you in.
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He who kneels before God can stand before anyone
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone
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If God is your Co-pilot, then swap seats!
If God is your Co-pilot, then swap seats!
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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Got Jesus? It's hell without Him
Got Jesus? It's hell without Him
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Jesus is coming, everybody look busy.
Jesus is coming, everybody look busy.
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Go to Church, that way the Pastor doesn't have to lie at your funeral
Go to Church, that way the Pastor doesn't have to lie at your funeral
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Live for Jesus now and spend eternity in the non-smoking section
Live for Jesus now and spend eternity in the non-smoking section
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Man's way leads to a hopeless end. God's way leads to an endless hope!
Man's way leads to a hopeless end. God's way leads to an endless hope!
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Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins.
Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins.
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Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive.
Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive.
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Pray-A four letter word that you can do anywhere or at anytime.
Pray-A four letter word that you can do anywhere or at anytime.
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Famous last words: I'll get right with God later.
Famous last words: I'll get right with God later.
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God wants spiritual fruit. Not religious nuts.
God wants spiritual fruit. Not religious nuts.
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Suffering Truth Decay? Brush up on your Bible!
Suffering Truth Decay? Brush up on your Bible!
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The road to hell is bumper to bumper. Make a U-turn to God.
The road to hell is bumper to bumper. Make a U-turn to God.
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Those who ignore histroy are condemned to repeat it.
Those who ignore histroy are condemned to repeat it.
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WARNING! Exposure to the Son prevents burning.
WARNING! Exposure to the Son prevents burning.
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We are too blessed to be depressed!
We are too blessed to be depressed!
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Just give me Jesus
Just give me Jesus
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Not perfect just forgiven!
Not perfect just forgiven!
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Its "Merry Christmas" not Happy Holidays!
Its "Merry Christmas" not Happy Holidays!
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Loser Luke 9:24
Loser Luke 9:24
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My cup runith over
My cup runith over
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Sexism The original sin
Sexism The original sin
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